Avarice Bond Funds

After thoroughly researching the fixed-income investment landscape, Avarice Funds introduced the Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund, its first mutual bond fund, in July of 1994. After two decades, this fund continues to be a reliable of source of income to our investment managers.

Following the success of this fund, Avarice Funds has added two more bond funds to meet the varied investment strategies of its clients. With low volatility, neutralized risk and high potential returns, Avarice Bond Funds provide exceptional financial vehicles for both long- and short-term investment. 

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