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Avarice Gaming Fund

The involvement of the Avarice Gaming Fund is currently limited to capitalizing on the fast-growing, public lottery sector. Fund managers use advanced computational algorithms to identify promising probabilities available on state, national and international lottery games. Once identified, games with payout distribution that exceed capital contribution probabilities of 0.9774 are triggered for investment. What makes Avarice Gaming Fund unique is that, through the exploitation of internet applications, investments can be made within 24 hours of the trigger so that every permutation of possible value selections can be accounted for well within the time limit of available play.


Since its inception in 2017, the Avarice Gaming Fund has quadrupled its investment holdings due to its successful implementation of advanced, third-order, accumulating probability methods.


Lottery spending in the United States alone is approaching $100 billion per year. Spending on lottery tickets in the U.S. is twenty times the amount spent on bicycles, five times the amount spent on books and twice the amount spent on beer. With what appears to be an unquenchable thirst for long-odd, high-payout rewards, investors in the Avarice Gaming Fund are positioned for substantial return over both near- and long-terms.


By the very nature of gaming, there is risk. However by laying-off all but 2.26 percent of unknown opportunity transactions, fund managers, working through their internet associates, can reliably and consistently succeed in returning net profit at nearly three times the rate as competitive funds.


The Avarice Gaming Fund applies a mere 0.157 percent expense ratio to cover all incurred per-ticket transactions.


For more information about Avarice Gaming Fund, to request a prospectus, or to establish an investment account, contact your local broker or one of our offices.

Avarice Gaming Fund

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