Avarice Bond Funds

After thoroughly researching the fixed-income investment landscape, Avarice Funds introduced the Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund, its first mutual bond fund, in July of 2013. Today this fund continues to be a reliable source of income to our investment managers.

Following the success of this fund, Avarice Funds has added additional bond funds to meet the varied investment strategies of its clients. With low volatility, neutralized risk and high potential returns, Avarice Bond Funds provide exceptional financial vehicles for both long- and short-term investment. 

Select among these Avarice Bond Funds:

Avarice Alternative Energy Bond Fund

Avarice Confidence Bond Fund

Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund

Avarice James Bond Fund

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