Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund
(AGRBF)

Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund is an investment vehicle for those who seek guaranteed returns with no risk. Every quarter Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund delivers a percentage of an investor’s initial investment over a predetermined period (generally 25 years) until that contribution has been depleted. At that time, and at the option of the investor, a reinvestment may be made. In this way, every investor in the fund knows exactly how much will be distributed to her on a periodic basis. 


PERFORMANCE

Year after year, the Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund has performed with 100 percent reliability. Every payment to every investor has been made as allocated and made on time. Due to its unique position to make use of continuing contributions by new and returning investors, Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund has not only outperformed every other fixed-income investment vehicle in the Avarice Funds family of funds, but has shown significant growth as well. This has placed it atop all other funds in its fund sector.


OUTLOOK

Because of today’s market volatilities, more and more people and institutions are drawn to investments that offer reliable returns that they can count on receiving over a known duration. Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund not only promises a guaranteed income stream for as long as contributions are received from new and returning investors, it foresees the maximization of those payouts. 


RISK
No other bond fund makes the same guarantee to return most of its investors’ allocations over such an extended time period. Even with payout rates sometimes running in excess of twice the fund’s capital holdings, the fund has, nevertheless, never missed a payment to an investor. Consequently the Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund is one of the most reliable investments available. 


FEES
There is no fee to open an Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund account. A modest management fee of only three percent is charged at each payment distribution and is guaranteed throughout the term of the distribution payment schedule. Other fees may apply as determined by the
Avarice Fund Advisory Board and as required by governmental regulation.


INVEST
At the request of the
Securities and Exchange Commission, the Avarice Guaranteed Return Bond Fund is currently closed to new clients. However, other funds offered by Avarice Funds are open to new investors. To request a prospectus, or to establish an investment account, contact your local broker or one of our offices.

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